good day. i came across this link, ive played it on my radio show last evening and i thought i share it with you here. this is what i call CLASS A. this is not a joke. nor a prank. this REALLY HAPPENED.
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the story goes like this: a girl was out with friends having drinks one night. this guy approaches her and won’t leave her alone and kept saying how cute she is. he was so persistent that she finally gives in and hands the guy her business card to get rid of him.
below is the audio of not one, but TWO voicemails this guy left on her answering machine. this goes down in the history books as the most OMG thing you’ve probably EVER heard – especially the second voice mail.
after hearing them you can clearly see why she didn’t call him back - instead she called in to a local radio show & had them play this on the air.
ladies: BEWARE.. he is out there… 
RYAN LEE
in the 2nd voicemail, as he self-mentioned that he is INTELLIGENT, it was a wrong word used to describe someone (like him) with a brain not bigger than a peanut.
as he keeps emphasizing whether or not the gal is normal, i personally thinks that he is the abnormal one.
HAHAHAHAHAHA. roz.. u are evil.. and officially a friend for life for sharing this!
i’m a guy and i advocate guts in guys.. but.. this.. is not guts. this is 3 inch thick face skin.. “as soon as u have the courage to..”
OH. MY. GOD he’s awesome ! so creepy haha
that is like, OMG…. This guy has BIG ego, MCP.
Oh my god. This gave me goosebumps. o_O
Unbelievably self-important. Probably TOO intelligent?! WTH.
holy crap. what.a.freak. i don’t whether to laugh or be disgusted by his audacity O_o
he is so…. desperate.
“Im giving you the 3 o clock deadline” LOLS
But… but… He says he’s good in bed.
R-I-D-I-C-U-L-O-U-S.
he is the one with an disorder. tsk.
oh no, he is a disgrace to the male species.
God, he’s sick. He’s giving me the creeps right now. Crazy fella.
hi! actually i heard abt him a long time ago… he actually has a website called dimitrithelover.com.
he’s supposed to be able to tutor guys and transform them into the most awesome lovers around of something like that. if i’m not wrong, he even had some courses on sex? i heard abt his site abt a year or 2 ago so i can’t remember exactly what i saw on his site… but i do remember that i was entirely creeped out!! check it out and u’ll be horrified! it might make for a great radio talkshow piece
hey rozz..just wondering if you drew your eyebrows or you had it tattooed or something? because i want to do that but i worry it will be a disaster!!
thanks so much!
HUH??!!! do my brows look tattooed??!!! omg. no la! drawn la! DONT TATTOO BROWS LA! so LC!
I couldn’t listen to the whole thing because he’s so full of himself that it’s painful. -.- “6 or 7 girls approach me every day.” “Your friends were envious. Even if they say they weren’t, they were.” LOL. Pretty funny though.
If this guy is really out there and he actually left those voice messages, he is insane . However i came across one of the youtube comments and someone said this was just Viral marketing for a movie. Its like how they did Borat / Bruno. (?)
OMG! I don’t believe this guy. He assumes that she’s on medication on his second voice message. I don’t think anyone will call him back with such a message. He’s pyscho!
Thanks for sharing. Really needed to destress after a long day at work.
WHAT A DOUCHE!!! The related clips are even worse he totally reminds me of TUCKER MAX!!!
its so funny i think he did it on purpose..
This Dmitri guy must be the Greek “Steven Lim”.
ZOMG!!! That was totally what i was thinking when i was listening to this! Except not the Greek part hahaha. I was thinking, ang moh Steven Lim.
This guy sounds like a total nut case. Who ever the lady was is lucky to get away !
zzz there is something wrong with him.
OMG he’s a Canadian…
I’m glad I don’t live in the same city! same country is enough LOL
hahaa!
but did you guys check out his “official website” and animated video?
fucking hilarious!!
eww.big MCP!! 2nd voicemail was worse..there’s 0% ANY gal will return the call after hearing that!! despo.
0% chance* lol
yuck. i stopped at the 30 second mark. couldnt go on. this stupid guy is so full of him.disgusting creep. LOL
youtube comment: These voicemails are a FAKE VIRAL MARKETING HOAX for a movie by Hollywood producer Brad Goodman (Borat, Bruno, Religulous) about notorious seduction guru Dimitri The Lover. If you search YouTube for “Dimitri The Lover movie is real” you can view Mr. Goodman speaking. Also, go to twitter then add “/dimitrithelover” after the url to view his tweets where he describes the film.
anyway never mind the veracity of this vid, it was hilarious!! thanks rozz!